Their mental maturity doesn't exceed past twelve. When Lindsay Lohan first entered the Hollywood scene she claimed that she would never use drugs because of her father. (*ahem* and her mother, who pays everybody to keep their mouth shut about her coke problem).
Now Ali is saying the same thing.
Someone get this family out of the spotlight. Actually, don't. They keep me entertained with their stupidity. I can only hope that they entertain you too.
And now moving on to "real" celebrity news:
- Yoko Ono is trying to stop the release of a controversial John Lennon video.
- Perez Hilton calls Adam Sandler's daughter ugly (again).
- Brokeback Mountain's Michelle Williams' first red carpet appearance after the death of Heath Ledger.
- The Brave One's Jodie Foster cheated on her lesbian partner Cydney with Cindy.
- Hulk Hogan's son started his eight month sentence in jail for paralyzing his friend in a car accident. Apparently he complained to his mom in a phone call that there is "nothing to think about."
- David Cook won American Idol and I really don't care.
- Aerosmith's Steven Tyler enters rehab for the fifth time. He is sixty.
- A Starbucks barista secretly put fattening milk in the Olsen twins' coffees because he thought they were too skinny.
- Shania Twain's soon-to-be-ex-husband "Mutt" Lange is a dog.
- A fan offered musician John Mayer $10 for an autograph...and he took it.
- Spider Man actress Kirsten Dunst got beat up.
- A funny video of Paris Hilton getting asked about why her rich grandfather left her out of his inheritance.
- The man behind the boy band boom (and Nick Carter's molester) gets 25 years in prison.
FACT OF THE DAY: Ali Lohan has had major work done.
THEORY OF THE DAY: What's Eating Gilbert Grape? actress and "musician" Juliette Lewis is a crackhead. (Blame Scientology!)
UPCOMING: Profiles on artists performing at the Pemberton Music Festival.
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