Have you heard of the Tree Man of Java??

I saw this dude on the discovery channel once, but I forgot he existed. Nothing like a revolting, depressing post to make you value your own life more. Click at your own risk.

Intro

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Unfortunately, the owner of this blog is slaving for the man. She will return shortly to keep you updated on pointless and ridiculous Hollywood gossip.
WARNING: The content on this site may be offensive!!! And it's very VERY juvenile, so cut me some slack.
Until I return...here is some great gossip to keep you entertained...

• Oh rook! Rindsay Rohan's coked up momma is giving a minimal response to the press for once...and it's about her daughter's vajaja
• Amy Winehouse has a deformed leg
• Eminem bitching about being fat and not his mommy for once
• Whitney Houston is kinky
• Vanilla Ice's mugshot
• No one wants to be Paris Hilton's friend